when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek
(via thehemmonalstage)
forever wondering what my language sounds like to people who can’t speak it
(via thehemmonalstage)
| people at school: | fuck those bands you listen to |
| me: | what do you think im trying to do |
“tbh” is my fav thing to end a sentence with tbh
(Source: mcsnuggie, via crystallized-teardrops)
I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.
(Source: dad-buscemi, via crystallized-teardrops)
You just can’t not reblog this.
(Source: tveenager, via shotgunshutshispiehole)
If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
(via finnickodairr)
I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
(Source: nointerrruption, via shotgunshutshispiehole)
it’s raining and i just want to curl up with luke whilst i read and he falls asleep, where I can feel his every muscle twitch as he falls deeper and deeper into a sleep and I don’t want to move so I don’t, but then he pulls me in tighter gently as he starts dreaming and gah I’m killing myself really here aren’t I
(via serenadingashton)
the bottom of your hair was once at the top of your head
(via delightclick)
Ashton Irwin’s dimple appreciation post
those are not dimples. they are craters sculpted by satan.
the fact that he has two sets of dimples makes me question if he’s actually human
those dimples has their own zip code.
(Source: besidemashton, via lookingforcalum)
if you say swaggie 3 times in a mirror justin bieber will appear and smoke weed
(via lookingforcalum)